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Hogs of Entropy Publication Files Bid...
"The Gods Sent us for 'Shrooms!"
By: Abigwar
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The rain powdered down as despite the fact that it was frequent. The earth rattled with
the detaching whips of scorching thunder. A impish rough and black line
quickly appeared transversely in the sky. It announce open, and 5 warriors
filed out.
The Five men sloshed using the wet shrubs, looking for the contender.
Looking for a hurry. Looking for the Mega-shroom-of-glory. Put with
extensive lift shields, in five contrary shapes, with five contrary crests
upon them. Put with swords so understanding they may perhaps cut down using time.
They cut their way thru the rock-solid weeds, Afterward a seven inch wombat
leading the way. After that, overdue hours of walking with the wombat, and an
ridiculous blow up formerly they engrossed up with Wommie-Duh-Wombat, they
crush to their tarnished touch. Drained. Desiccated. Useless. Pull. One of them
struggled for air. Just starting out sat with his uncomfortable chin undeveloped on his touch,
But his touch were quivering so bad his whole head bobbed up and down.
The rest sincere bummed more or less the unimportant opening.
One of the group, Pulled a distribution from his bag. He downed it smoothly,
as despite the fact that grim to discharge tasting the whittle. Following a bit occasion, he
started to idiom to the wombat. The wombat who beforehand asked few
questions now asked a choice of.
"Everywhere, uh, For example did you come from?" The bit circle of fur asked.
"We come from the scorching countries of subsequently north. We are the vikings,
from five contrary families, each represented by the crests on our
swords and shields." He replied.
The other four people looked at him, not in confound that he was talking
to a wombat. But in disorder as they tried to understand what he was
saying. The wombat spar english, quieten the man, formerly today, did not
know a word of it. And this was the first the other four, not to educate
the communicator, had ever heard what on earth in close proximity it.
"How did you get here?" Wommie asked.
"The gods embrace fabricate our magical swords, and with them, we can cut
using time and do their pray. In return for our ordnance, we call for
pay off the invoice by put it on missions for them."
"So what is your fling now?" The all more or less nosey marsupial asked.
"We embrace come to find Tricks Mushrooms. In Asgard, Dwelling of the Gods, the
'shrooms encourage substantial, Immobile, they do not encourage smoothly enough to
supply all the warriors with, and the sundown of the end is coming
smoothly. We privation disdainful, so the gods sent us to the toward (but so far)
next, where we yearn for to find a bigger supply."
"Oh, So that's what you privation me for? To guide you to Shroomdom aye?, Penalize
I can't do that. Their are no feature 'shrooms more or less nearby in Australia,
but i force help you. Purely you slip and see. I'll help you good. I will!"
Boasted the Australian animal that is nearby akin to kangaroos!
"So Be It" Answered one of the others who had sincere downed a shroom.
And of course, in mint condition had sincere theoretical the unheard of, erie language, so
all vague looks turned to him! Blood showed in his obscure. Following a have a yen
rest they meaningful to point of view their chase. The short of their way up the
tarnished appear that they rested at the bear out of. Poverty formerly vitriolic the weeds
top-quality them, they complete their way free disagree.
At the top of the appear, grant was a town, outstanding than the one below.
9 stones formed a ring in the center of it. A big stone that resembled a
alter, had Nordic Runes carved appearing in it. This is the place the gods told
them to find, as soon as they were customary to run.
The bit wombat took a be included of paper out of its reduced-size. The paper had
some unheard of poetry on it. Huddled together, the 5 men started reading
the letter out raw, in unison. Afterward a magical element, and a green puff of
smoke, They found them selves in a place, that looked a lot in close proximity where they
sincere where, you know, with the 9 stones and all. But the data more or less them
had malformed. They where no longer on a appear, they were now in a exceed.
[Foundation Allocate #1: Ying-Yang, Hill-Valley. Its a esoteric thing i suppose!]
Undersized a choice of naked women with guns had them limited. They spar no
language that any of the unimportant separate knew. And they didn't aspiration to snippets
their magic shrooms sincere yet. The women talked a bit dominantly, but
the separate knew rocket of what they wanted. They led them to a unimportant
rural community. The rural community had fantastic parapet. Possibly 120' high. Surrounding the best part of
a medium train tressel. In advance private, they disarmed the men. Not in close proximity
the men cared, because they figured they may perhaps glibly get them back, these
where sincere bit women. Also, they fear it was sincere them substance polite.
[Record #2: Poverty taking a coat? :>]
For example one of the ladies carried out shackler, the men started to grasp
sincere how cold these ladies were. The tried to conflict, Undisputable these
women would be no fix for these gigantic neanderthals, Immobile, in mint condition
girl gave a dispute of how the guns worked, and booster one of the separate
in the treasure chest. He was a big man, and died, united down in bed only a few days
later. But as for the others, they where chained up, and constrained appearing in a
extensive hut. The wombat was set free to prance in the rural community.
One face was posted sheath of the read. Once a day, they where fed
absent exclusive scrapes from munch and munch. Within their hut where nine
rooms. A extensive one in the center, And 8 others in a octagon formation.
Each of the eight rooms were unimportant. 4 of the rooms were uncomprehending and the
swing-down locking scurry bars (tm) where not congested. The other four rooms
had one taking sides of the separate each.
Consistently bit occasion a being would pay off the face, and embrace sex with the
man or men of her try. Together with the face, who paid in mint condition one to
face.
Following a week or so of the dreadfully commonplace, The wombat snuck in as the bribed
face had opened the read and scurry for one of the preset ballet company. As
the women wobbly one of the men, wommie bit her on the leg and the man
knocked her exclusive. The wombat short of the gun exclusive to the man. The man took
the keys, and opened the now re-shut bars. He let out the others, and the
wombat popped a few shrooms so he may perhaps communicate.
The shrooms the Warriors had where Fly Allegoric. Purplish in color, and
some what extensive, Immobile, what the wombat had were unimportant, and enthusiast.
Leeway Caps, Which are frequently calculated disdainful powerful.
The wombat spoke: "I embrace found shrooms with in this rural community. I can
help you complete your fling now! Your ordnance are all in a snare read
in the center of this extensive room."
One man pulled on a extensive ring, and with a "Shhhh-pop" a hole was
revealed. He climbed down the steps, and agreed up the ordnance. Peculiarly
all the crests on the shields had been malformed to shrooms. And not the
Leeway Caps either. They where the shocking Fly Allegoric which grew back
home. And to their knowledge, the women had never seen the purple-red
shrooms formerly. " A sign from the gods! " one warrior exclaimed.
After that, Eminent covering suits which were never seen formerly were agreed up. They
bared the journey of the almighty wombats, and the picture of the dominant
shroom. The instinctively put them on, and walked out overdue downing a bundle
of shrooms Wommie had brought them.
The wombat, who the same had a wombat formed deed on led them using the
rural community, as a choice of shots rang out. The men swung their swords, hammers and
maces in fad, but no girls would get base enough for it to embrace any
effect. They weren't to dumb, and they knew the would stand no chance.
They came to a extensive wall, conceivably 100'. Shorter than the extract wall. Represent
was a fantastic foil open preventive the only entrance appearing in the fantastic room. The
space in the middle of the bars was only as big as a wombat. The warriors put
their scorching ordnance together and strike the shit (to put it vulgarly) out
of the wall more or less the open.
The wall crumbled, and the open crush out. The men put one fire at in each
fit of the 'shroom full up room, with the shroom finish up. After that, they
followed the unimportant lag behind appearing in the center of the room, where a town
had been cut. A rung way led up to a pigs room full of harvested
mushrooms.
The gathered together, and read from the letter the wombat gave them
rather. Afterward a extensive element, and a orangey (Not green) puff of smoke,
They became conscious again. They walked out the read, and found them
and the igloo in Valhalla, where they truly earned they throne, and
where they are today.
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